Eat+Nectarine=Washing nose

Alright, I had a nectarine today. EVERY time I eat a nectarine I have to wipe off my nose. This cannot just be me! SO I proceed to ask 6 people at work if this dilemma happens to them...it does not.

So, am I the only person on earth where nectarines go up my nose?

Hangover

Saw it on Saturday and I gotta say, this movie made me crack up numerous times. And I mean like I was crying in the theatre with pure joy rolling down my freakin' happy-ass face!

Come one with pure wonder like this:
'You can't leave a baby in the closet, there's a tiger in the bathroom!'
Or:
'You can't leave the baby in the cop car' 'It's ok, I cracked the window'
or this gem:
'Back up fat Jesus!'
Come on, what's NOT to love???

Mister Fielding

Noel, oh Noel...you do realize that you are my twin & I mean that in fact: I was born May 21st 1973 too :)

Lick on that...then say a coffee?

New Hair

Just recently got a mani-pedi (I got me some snakes on mah toes!) and a brazilian (nothing like getting hair ripped outta your vagina-woot!) now I gots to get me some new hair!

Thinking shaggy, messy bob-like wonder creation...but we shall see...

Alaskan Snow Birds - food myth

A co-worker has stated that 'contrary to popular belief Alaskan Snow Birds Do NOT eat Boogers'!

This might be useful trivia to some so I had to share it.

I have a Livejournal account

And not too much to write about on there either.......WTH?